Pre-heat the oven to 175℃/350℉. Line a 9x13" rectangle baking pan.
In a large bowl, whisk together the butter and sugar on high speed for a few minutes to really bring it together. Add in the eggs and vanilla and whisk again.
Use a spatula/wooden spoon to fold in the flour, baking powder and baking soda until a cake batter comes together.
Add the cream, milk and sprinkles and fold in to create a nice smooth batter. Pour into the prepared cake tin and bake 30-35 minutes until golden and a skewer inserted comes out clean. Let cool.